Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Oh. My. God.

I'm sitting at the testing center where I'm taking a practice MBE.  Two guys near me are having a conversation.
"My wife can't cook." - guy 1
"Why did you marry her?" - guy 2
"My mom lives around the corner. We go to her house." - guy 1

Bigger question? Why did anyone marry any of these guys?

9 comments:

  1. Hahaha, oh my gosh. That's hilarious and sad all at once. And good question to pose, by the way.

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  2. I had to overhear an even worse conversation between two guys on a train about being married. One was talking about how he saw prostitutes to make up for the sex he wasn't getting at home. I wanted to smack them both. Who marries people like this?

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  3. EWWWWWWWWWWW!

    I don't know what's sadder- if these guys really say that stuff because they believe it or if they say it because they think that's what the other guy wants to hear.

    YUCK.

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  4. My question for these guys would be can you cook and what would your wife think of your cooking.

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  5. Ugh. I was at a restaurant the other night and overheard a guy say to his friend, "So, yeah, I obviously married the wrong sister." And his friend said, "Yeah, dude, that [effing] sucks." WHAT?!? I didn't hear what led him to say that, but still...that's just mean.

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  6. My question is why is the wife okay with going to his mom's house all the time? I definitely wouldn't be doing that.

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  7. ok this made me laugh out loud. hilarious!

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